What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Living in a van, down by the river.
What is your greatest fear?
Peeing in the dark outside and being eaten by a bear.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Being afraid of peeing in the dark outside and being eaten by a bear.
What is your greatest extravagance?
Coffee and gas.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
A dog named Ziggy.