What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
My monster of a sweet tooth. It can rip through the flesh of that triple chocolate oreo brownie cake in mere seconds.
Which talent would you most like to have?
Complete mastery of the matrix.
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
A mermaid. If global warming counts for anything, I'll have a lot of potentially cheap real estate options.
What is your most marked characteristic?
Tears will actually stream down my face when I laugh. I cry a lot.
How would you like to die?
With glitter, kittens and glow in the dark stick on stars everywhere. Also I want to be holding a magic sceptre if that's okay.